<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><!-- generator=Zoho Sites --><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><atom:link href="https://www.allencraftsllc.com/blogs/tag/garden-humor-cards/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title>allencraftsllc.com - Blog #Garden humor cards</title><description>allencraftsllc.com - Blog #Garden humor cards</description><link>https://www.allencraftsllc.com/blogs/tag/garden-humor-cards</link><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 02:32:48 -0700</lastBuildDate><generator>http://zoho.com/sites/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Spring Is When the Gnomes Wake Up]]></title><link>https://www.allencraftsllc.com/blogs/post/spring-gnomes-wake-up-garden-cards</link><description><![CDATA[<img align="left" hspace="5" src="https://www.allencraftsllc.com/0cdb6799-b628-43cf-83e7-1846537952db.png"/>Spring is when the gnomes unplug the amps and head for the garden. Discover Rock & Gnome™ handcrafted garden greeting cards for plant lovers and spring markets.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="zpcontent-container blogpost-container "><div data-element-id="elm_Guf0rT3HQfyyAvmmw0qKWA" data-element-type="section" class="zpsection "><style type="text/css"></style><div class="zpcontainer-fluid zpcontainer"><div data-element-id="elm_kM4cp3rUTxaedIVhsA_LLw" data-element-type="row" class="zprow zprow-container zpalign-items- zpjustify-content- " data-equal-column=""><style type="text/css"></style><div data-element-id="elm_mnlNrCxRSJKBYU5bOO_ycw" data-element-type="column" class="zpelem-col zpcol-12 zpcol-md-12 zpcol-sm-12 zpalign-self- "><style type="text/css"></style><div data-element-id="elm_Bm0ogMNtQ8a38PurpyrPug" data-element-type="heading" class="zpelement zpelem-heading "><style></style><h2
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<div data-element-id="elm_3JUiv06oTtyoIvhHZZBLHQ" data-element-type="text" class="zpelement zpelem-text "><style></style><div class="zptext zptext-align-center zptext-align-mobile-center zptext-align-tablet-center " data-editor="true"><p></p><div><p style="text-align:left;"></p><div><p style="text-align:left;"><b style="font-family:Georgia, serif;">A Reminder from Riot Kobold<br/><span style="font-size:24px;">Spring arrives the way a gnome wakes up—slow at first, then all at once.</span></b></p><p></p><div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-weight:700;font-family:Georgia, serif;"></span></div><p></p><div><p>Spring arrives the way a gnome wakes up—slow at first, then all at once.</p><p>Snow loosens its grip on the yard, slipping away in quiet sheets. The ground exhales. The air smells like thawed earth and last year’s promises. Somewhere beneath a cedar planter, a gnome stirs—one bright-hatted, round-eared Rock &amp; Gnome original—stretching like he’s been asleep since October.</p><p>He blinks at the light.<br/> He adjusts his tiny boots.<br/> He pats the dirt like an old friend.</p><p>Around him, the garden shifts from winter muttering to spring rehearsal. Planters fill with ambition. Seed packets rustle like gossip. The first brave shoots poke through, pretending they aren’t nervous.</p><p>And somewhere nearby, the amps go quiet.</p><p>The stacks cool.<br/> The cables coil.<br/> The distortion rests.</p><p>Because even riot gnomes know when it’s time to trade stage lights for sunlight.</p><p>They temporarily unplug the amps and head for the garden.</p><p>Tiny boots in thawed soil.<br/> Bright hats tilted toward the breeze.<br/> Hands—still faintly dusted with amplifier grit—pressing seeds into cedar boxes like backstage passes to summer.</p><p>The guitars aren’t gone.</p><p>They’re just leaning against the fence.</p><p>Waiting.</p><p>Spring is when the gnomes wake up, and this season they’re stepping out with fresh Rock &amp; Gnome™ energy—handcrafted greeting cards for gardeners, plant parents, and anyone who knows the quiet thrill of a well-timed sprout.</p><p>You’ll spot them at spring markets—bright, bold, and ready to charm—and in custom illustrated garden greetings that carry a little soil, a little humor, and a lot of personality.</p><p>Because when the world thaws, the gnomes don’t just wake up.</p><p>They show up.</p><p>And sometimes… they plant something.</p></div><p><b></b></p><div style="text-align:left;"><b style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"></b></div><p></p></div><p style="text-align:left;"></p></div><p></p></div>
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